How to be for Dummies
How to Text for Dummies
Basic directions: Spell stuff wrong
Basic abbreviations:
Brb.............Be right back
Gtg.............Got to go
Nm.............Nothing much
Nvm...........Nevermind
Ty................Thank you
Np...............No problem
Yw...............Your welcome
Btw.............By the way
Itbootp.......In the bathroom out of toilet paper
Basic computer faces:
(Turn head sideways to see)
:)............Smile face
:(...........Frown face
;)...........Winky face
XD.........Eyes closed happy face
XP..........Eyes closed gross face
:P...........gross face
;P...........wink gross face
How to be a Dummie for Dummies
WARNING! May lead to no success in future life. If you plan on having a good life not being a hobo please exit out immediately.
Step one: get bad grades
Step two: don't get a girlfriend
Step three: don't have any friends
Step four: just eat potato chips and nap on a couch/chair.
Step five (last step): do nothing